i just google imaged poop.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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