Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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