You're so nebulous sometimes
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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