my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
ok first of all what the fuck
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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