I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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