Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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