SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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