I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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