I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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