I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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