If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Randomize
