Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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