Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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