is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
