No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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