i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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