Only a mothe r could love this liver
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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