HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Are my feet made of real feet?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
