Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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