We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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