First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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