Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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