We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
send nudes
from the living room?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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