at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
time to smoke my breakfast
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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