I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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