if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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