Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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