jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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