The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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