Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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