Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I cut my penus on the lid.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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