Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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