My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
