I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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