Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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