She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
