He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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