you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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