Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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