Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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