I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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