weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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