Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think people are normalizing furries
He shit in the fireplace
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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