on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i love accidental penises.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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