U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she peed on how many people?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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