Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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