I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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