another moral hangover. fuck.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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