are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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