how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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