I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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