therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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