she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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