good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
