I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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