he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
He felt like a one man threesome
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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I need you to use more vowels.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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