i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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