No stitches, just platelets and will power
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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