i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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