you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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