And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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