Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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